Poster Girl

Locked.

Fri, 21 May 2004 16:51:13 GMT

Friends only.

Fri, 21 May 2004 16:49:00 GMT

From here on out, my journal is going to be friends only. Mostly because I want to use the spiffy friends only banner I made, but also because I think it's about time the whole world not have to deal with my rants and ramblings. So, that's that. I'd go back and friend everything, but my god that would take forever. So, from now on, I'm friends only :D

Cleveland - 20hrs and counting..

Tue, 16 Dec 2003 01:16:58 GMT

Ha, finally. I write my exam tomorrow at 9 (for which I have not cracked a book) and then scoot off to Cleveland. Yes, it will be gorgeous. Ah, the life of an addict. It should be more than amusing however. Clay, here I come.

Wed, 10 Dec 2003 07:38:12 GMT

I've decided that the Hannibal Lector movie trilogy is God.
And, fucking hilarious.
*Nods*

Click the link BEFORE you look behind the cut.

Tue, 09 Dec 2003 21:10:42 GMT

Click HERE - it's quite funny :D Make you BIG kid list to Santa hehe.

Dear Santa,

I have been a good Girl.

It really wasn't my fault what happened at Heidi's Christmas party. It was Angela who spiked the punch with too much Egg Nog. I can't help it if I drank 27 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like Tommy Freedom.

I thought it was funny when I put Meghan's Panties on my head and danced the Macarena on the Ottoman while singing `Cry'. I didn't mean to break Heidi's MP3 player and don't know why Heidi would sue me for murder.

I don't remember calling Brian's wife a scandalous Pig---even though she looked like one with Orange eye shadow and Pink lipstick!

And when I threw up on Jennifer's husband's penis, it was only because I ate too much of that Munchos.

After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my Mini through my neighbor's Attic. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a Dusty Hippo and have me arrested for theft!

So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all presumtuos and perky. And I'm really not to blame for any of this prissy stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

Sincerely and hurriedly yours,
Lindsay (Really a nice Girl!)

P.S. It's only 6 bucks!

Mon, 08 Dec 2003 22:29:11 GMT

Ok, so I decided to suck it up and check the list for the Kissmas Koncert, just to see who else was performing. I never really cared, because all I wanted to see was Clay, but I figure, I gotta listen to them, I might as well know in advance who it is. Can somebody shoot me please? I'm stuck with Stacy Orrico and JC Chasez among others I've never heard of. So much for never seeing Nsync in concert. Gah. (Apologizes to Stephanie in advance.. His songs just, well, suck really lol)
Bah - Thank God Clay is headliner. Damn.

Mon, 08 Dec 2003 00:51:46 GMT

Ya, ya. I never write in here. Sue me. Neopets has taken over my life. Yes, I play childrens games. What can ya do? I'm a millionaire on that game. Better than IRL, no? I thought so.
Well, quick update before I go make profits galore off of the no0b crowds.
Went to Barrie for the weekend. Got a little bit of studying done, tho not much. A chapter of soc and a chapter of anthro. Still 3 more of each to go. (BTW - wrote the Women's Studies exam last week. Sucky suck suck.) Hmm. Saw Bruce Almighty last night again (LOL @ Jim Carrey giving Jennifer Anniston orgasms :P) Went to Walmart today and got a really bad Christmas CD (Yes, I know. Step away from the bargain bins. Never any lyrics lol) Baked anatomically correct shortbread with my cousin (We were also diverse, and included an array of 'different' folks - a breast cancer survivor, men with longer/shorter peewee's, transgendered individuals, hermaphrodites, a 'rainbow man', men with only one testicle (for my cousin Jeff lmao) among others. Also, for the record, anatomically correct snowmen, if there is such a thing :P) What else? Oh, Josh finally likes me. That kid has been alive what, 8 months? Yea, and has never smiled once at me. He norally screams actually. Well, today, he laughed and giggled when I bounced him around. I felt loved :D Hmm, other than that, I heard Silver Bells by the Clocke on Q97.3 Toronto EZRock on the way home which just popped my kernel (as Erin from GJ would say). And other than that? Nota. So now, away I go to beat the pants off the young-ens on neopets. If anyone plays, I'm thecrimsonice on there.
That is all. Come again.

Stupid, stupid.

Fri, 28 Nov 2003 20:39:11 GMT

Argh. So, I came home last night for the weekend, which was a really stupid idea in itself. But, the problem is this. I have an 8-10 page essay, that I have been procrastinating fully on, due on Monday. It is worth 35% of my mark. So, the good studious girl that I am, I decided to pack the most important books in my carry on bag, and the less important ones in my travel bag so I could do some reading on the bus ride. So, I packed them, or at least I thought I had. I realise now that I actually forgot to put the important books in my bag. Now, I'm left here with an un-started essay, no good resources, and a due date creeping up on me. God damn.
Any suggestions?

Wed, 26 Nov 2003 23:21:53 GMT

Well quoi de neuf? Not a whole hell of a lot here really. I got the oral exam for french over with (ALL of you can pick your minds up outta the gutter RIGHT NOW). It was not what I was expecting, but it's done now. Trista and Ryans wedding series starts tonite, and of course the reality TV junkie that I am, I will be there with bells on. And, I just find out now, that Survivor will also be on.. We are hoping Rupert comes back, because it looks like Jon might have to leave. In other unimportant news, I still have not started my lesbian essay. Its due monday, and I'm going home until Sunday tomorrow. Woops. So, not smart planning on my part. In other news, I've informed Heidi of my particular lifestyle. She's fine with it, as I knew she would be. She thinks it makes me even more hilarious (yay :D) so I'm thrilled with that. Sign me up for more friends like her. And, I'm downloading the AI christmas special as we speak. It was fan-fricken-tastic. Lets get a holla for my Klo and Clayton :D I want to have their children. Really. Oh, and Alan Rickmans too, but thats another story right there.

Tue, 25 Nov 2003 15:07:42 GMT

I definately had an episode of Jay Leno (from October 13th to be exact) in my Anthropology class this morning. The prof pulled a 'Bird Lady' on my ass, if you know what I mean. He definately knows too much about Cardinal bird calls, I swear it LOL
And, the nice guy that he is, he postponed the term paper deadline. Did I know? Absolutely not. Why? Because I try my best not to attend his class. So, for once, I didn't procrastinate. Well, I thought I had, but clearly I haven't. The damn thing is done, and it's not due for several days. That right there is history in the making.
And, I've also come to the conclusion that Heidi and I have nothing in common other than the fact that we both realise that all people are stupid and we just need to deal with it. Also, we have a very similar humour about us. That, clearly, is not a good thing *grin*
Other than that, life is life. I don't feel the need to write in here very often, about anything relevant anyways, because I figure no one really cares too much about what goes on out here. Meh. I'll get over it.

On a completely different note, I need new icons.

Reverse Astrology

Tue, 25 Nov 2003 01:45:20 GMT

The number in Bold is your most probable sign and the one in Italics is your least probable sign. The scores are from 0 (not you at all) to 100 (dead on match).

Aries Mar 21 to April 19 36
Taurus April 20 to May 20 59
Gemini May 21 to June 21 68
Cancer June 22 to July 22 47
Leo July 23 to Aug 22 58
Virgo Aug 23 to Sep 22 66
Libra Sep 23 to Oct 22 64.3
Scorpio Oct 23 to Nov 21 53.5
Sagittarius Nov 22 to Dec 21 61.5
Capricorn Dec 22 to Jan 19 44.5
Aquarius Jan 20 to Feb 18 57.5
Pisces Feb 19 to Mar 20 60

ClickHERE to try it :D

Ppl..

Mon, 24 Nov 2003 15:44:46 GMT

I've developped a newfound obsession with Thomas Sangster, Alan Rickman and Rodrigo Santoro. And, well Hugh Grant, but that's nothing really new. So, yes. Look up the boys would ya. They are fun. Really.

Sat, 22 Nov 2003 05:48:02 GMT

Can I get a shout out for Love Actually? OMFG - Best movie on this earth. No lies. I <3 it more than anything.

Fri, 21 Nov 2003 20:29:36 GMT

Ok, something is wrong here. How is it possible that I think I ace both of my Psych tests, and then end up doing so poorly on them? I mean there are only 45 pretty self explanitory multiple choice questions. The first one wasn't so bad, a 75% or something like that, but this one (which I thought I did way better on) was a 66%.. I have no idea what happened. *grr*
Now I'm mad, I have to go write an Anthropology paper, and my Anthropology teacher is an idiot. Well, not really. I just don't understand him.
Gah, bad bad day.

Help.

Fri, 21 Nov 2003 18:49:16 GMT

I'm on a music downloading spree. Any suggestions?

Thu, 20 Nov 2003 04:22:15 GMT

I am boycotting Bob Guiney. Really, I am. And, this is a very hard thing for me to do and accept considering he has been my god for a good few years. But, no. He went and fucked it all up tonite. Damn him, and his valley girl barbie doll, and her chunky mother too (who I loved until tonite.)
Bob has been boycotted. End of story. And, I don't care if he's hot. I'm mad at him. *nods*

Stolen from elhana who apparently stole it from others..

Tue, 18 Nov 2003 15:35:28 GMT

I'm bored, what can I say.

Artistic Talent: Erm.. My numerous Photoshop attempts?

Birthplace: Toronto

Career Aspirations at Age 6 : Hmm.. I think Teacher.

Dreams, Recurring: Um, one where Ian is run over by a bulldozer when I was little, and numerous ones relating to Danny White.

Elementary School, name of: Which one? South, Goodfellow, Prince of Wales..

Fabrics and Materials : Hum. Cotton, silk and flannel.

Gym, work out at one?: Ha. Not likely.

Happy Memory: I have lots, which is nice.

Introvert or Extrovert: Introvert normally.

Jewelry/Trinkets Worn Regularly: Bracelets, watch, rainbow necklace, silver pinky ring, and always a hair elastic.

Killer App, Favorite: I'm sorry, what?

Latest Book Read: Herm, I read a lesbian almanac recently lol

Medications (Rx), regular: Nothing but Tylenol.

Nickname(s), current: Lindz, Lyn, Ice/Icy, Stars

Operating System of Choice: Win XP Pro?

Pets, current: Kirby and Sebastian, Clocke, DavidJingles, Sushi.

Queer : Well, ya lol

Role Models, current: My mother, always.

Sleepwear, typical: Tank top and pj shorts, or sometimes just underwear.

They forgot T. I'm making it up now. Typical day: Uh, class, Dawson's Creek, more class, dinner, lots of internet.

University Degree(s): None yet, Honours BA in the future.

Virginity, age lost at : 17

Weather, favorite: Warm and sunny. I don't take well to the cold lmao.

Xes you're on speaking terms with, numbers/percentage of: Paul is pretty much it.

Yard/Rummage Sales, do you go?: You know it.

Zen Moments: Heh? No. But, Feng Shui, now we're talking :P

Tue, 18 Nov 2003 15:11:28 GMT

I want a paid account so I can have a mood theme *grin*
I have one on GJ and I <3 it bunches. So, now I want one here. The pink smilies just don't cut it anymore.

Tue, 18 Nov 2003 15:08:13 GMT

Got a 73% on my Anthropology midterm. Yay. Thought I had blown that one.
On a side note, somebody remind me to clean my fish tank. Clocke is looking kinda blah in there. Oh, and on another random side note, I dreamed last night that I had a baby, and I kept fogetting where I had put him lol And, I kept forgetting to breast feed him, and change his diaper lol. I'm afraid for my actual children, really I am lol.
Anyways, thats the randomness of the day thus far. Pretty impressive considering it's only 10am :P
Meh, I need clementines, so I must go.
*leaves*

Mon, 17 Nov 2003 21:57:15 GMT

Today is turning out not too bad.. I got an email from mom telling me that she arranged a pair of tickets to the Cleveland concert (1st row mezzanine, which are hella good for me :D), and I just checked my ebay auction, and EEEEEEE! Bids! w00t! Lindsay is one excited girlie, can I just say. Oh, and to add to my excitedness, I had Taco Dip at Wilfs today. Yum. I'm beyond pleased.
*prances off*

Kissmas Bash

Mon, 17 Nov 2003 04:50:43 GMT

Ok, I want to go to Cleveland now, so I need to sell these. My, Section 104 Row 2 Seats 12&13 Kissmas Bash 2003 tickets :D
/plug (lol)
No, really. December 13, 2003 @ 7PM in Buffalo, New York. Concert is at the HSBC arena, and features hosts Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson, Barenaked Ladies, Simple Plan, Stacey Orrico, Chingy and Maroon 5. It's a good line up, really it is. Just, no Clay. So, in other words, come and get them. They are @ face value, so help yourselves.
That is all.
My Ebay Auction --> Kissmas Bash 2003 Tickets HERE

On a side note, I am quite please. Clayton won 'Fan's Choice' on the AMA's tonite. I must admit, I jumped outta my seat. And, his performance of Invisible/Jesus is Love got the only standing ovation of the nite. Rock on Clay.

For the Canucks.

Fri, 14 Nov 2003 00:07:56 GMT

I found this survey for canadians earlier, and I was amused. So, here it is. I'm sharing.

1) What Province do you live in?
Ontario

2) Whats the capital?
Toronto
3) Do you know the words to "o'Canada'?
Obviously
4) Whats your fave hockey team?
Please, I hate hockey.
5) How many hockey games have you been to?
Like, 3 maybe.
6) Do you like poutine?
But of course...
7) Do you like tortiere?
Hell no.
8) Do you worship Wayne Gretzky?
Not even in the slightest.
9) How many hours a year do you listen to Don Cherry?
None.
10) Are you a lumberjack or fur trader?
You know it lol
11) How many kids are you planning on having?
2 or 4 maybe.
12) Do you know Jimmy, Sally or Susie from Canada?
All three lol
13) Do you have a pet beaver?
You bet - names Denver.
14) have you ever seen a moose in your back yard?
Can't say I have, no.
15) Molson or Labatt?
Beer is terrible.
16) Do you consider Lacrosse canada's national sport?
I don't care about lacrosse.
17) Do you think Peter Mansbridge is sexy?
Who the fuck?
18) Is your idea of a fun night watching this hour has 22 minuets?
Lol - um, no.
19) Do you have dogs that pull you around in the snow?
You mean huskies? I wish.
20) Do you know office Greg?????
And office Bob. You know it.

Hmm..

Thu, 13 Nov 2003 22:57:07 GMT

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Thu, 13 Nov 2003 16:51:09 GMT

I'm an irredeemably eejitous, liberal, not-too-generous, not-too-selfish, pathetically simple-minded, dribbling child!
See how compatible you are with me!
Brought to you by Rum and Monkey

Marks (again lol)

Wed, 12 Nov 2003 21:40:03 GMT

Got the women's studies assignment on inequality back today. I'm quite pleased actually. I got a 75% on it, which is a good mark for me in that class, and put it together with my 78% on the first project, and I'm a happy girl. Next hurdle: Tackling the 10 page essay on Lesbianism. Which, shouldn't be too hard, if you ask me lol But then again, I guess I am biased :P The literature is quite interesting so far. I think I might actually go and read a bit of it before doing some Psychology.
Thats the end of this pointless entry.
Im outtie.